“When lights flicker, this sometimes means that your electrical system is inadequate, but more often it means that your home is possessed by demons. If you’re not sure whether your house is possessed, see The Amityville Horror, a fine documentary film.” – Dave Barry
As a genre, many modern horror films don’t do much for me. Over the years I would watch a horror film for the suspense and scares, while others would watch them for the blood and gore. It feels like in the last 20-30 years that the “gorehounds” are the ones buying all the tickets to see horror movies so studios have been catering to them more and more.
In addition, I find most of the chase scenes boring, not suspenseful. The woman is being chased by the killer/psycho/monster/alien. She trips (gee, didn’t see that coming.) She hides behind a door/tree/rock. She keeps looking back the way she came and doesn’t see the pursuer. Suddenly, she is killed from a different direction, with a loud noise in the musical score to tell us we should now jump (gee, didn’t see that coming, either). There are only so many ways that filmmakers can show this same scene and they ran out of new ones a long time ago. The only way to make them different is to increase the gore factor over what has been seen in earlier films.
In all honesty, if I’m going to watch a movie with little to no plot then I would much prefer to see a beautiful woman naked, with her insides where they belong – on the inside. Seeing various organs and intestines scattered all over the place has never held any appeal for me. (Please note that I am not opposed to a certain level of bloodiness; I just don’t find it entertaining.)
When I have mentioned this in the past I usually get the horrified (pun intended) response, “You don’t like horror movies?” I would tell them that of course I like some horror movies and then proceed to name off a bunch. After I did it a few times, though, I noticed a pattern where many of the ones I was naming had comedic elements in them in addition to the horror.
Oh sure, I like plenty of “straight” horror movies, too. 28 Days Later (2002) is a very good, modern horror film that has a whole other layer about human nature in the face of a breakdown in society. The Descent (2005), in addition to being scary, inspired many debates about whether it had a positive or negative portrayal of women in it. The Haunting (1963) is one of the scariest movies I have ever seen. (Know how much gore is shown in it? Zilch. Nada. Nary an intestine to be found.) These are just a few examples.
Horror movies that make me laugh, though, seem to be the kind I prefer. I’ve already written reviews of enough horror comedies for other categories that I could fill this new category with just those. I will include the links to them below, but I will also be writing reviews for roughly ten more films that I feel you might like.
A few notes: I will not be reviewing Evil Dead II (1987) here. I am saving it for a “Sequels That Are Better than the Originals” category I will do someday. The same goes for Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008), which will go in a future “What the Hell Did I Just Watch?” (title subject to change) category. Finally, I have seen Cemetery Man (1994) twice and I still don’t know what the heck is going on in the second half of it, so I can’t in good conscience recommend it.
After I post each review for the films in this category I will add a link to them here:
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)
Zombieland (2009)
Night of the Comet (1984)
Tremors (1990)
Slither (2006)
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
The Lost Boys (1987)
Man Bites Dog (1992)
The Insatiable (2007)
Eating Raoul (1982)
Zombieland (2009)
Night of the Comet (1984)
Tremors (1990)
Slither (2006)
The Cabin in the Woods (2012)
The Lost Boys (1987)
Man Bites Dog (1992)
The Insatiable (2007)
Eating Raoul (1982)
An American Werewolf in London
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002) – reviewed April 17, 2011
My Name is Bruce (2006) – reviewed August 26, 2011
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010) – reviewed December 17, 2011
Serial Mom (1994) – reviewed December 20, 2012
Shaun of the Dead (2004) – reviewed April 7, 2011
On to the reviews…
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