Ask Me Anything! (2008 version)

Seeing as how we're coming up on the sixth anniversary of the birth of this blog, I figured it's time to play the old game, Ask Me Anything!, in which you, the readers, get to Ask Me Anything!. So, go ahead, in comments, ask away: silly questions, profound questions, brain teaser questions, whatever. Try to trick me into saying something bad about George Lucas (it won't work), or something nice about Bill Belichick (like that'll ever happen!). I'll collect questions for a few days, maybe until Monday or Tuesday, and then I'll start answering.

So, Ask Me Anything!

(The last iteration of Ask Me Anything! can be found here.)